Bracelet at Tiffany's

(Internet email received from PK)

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she lets out a fart.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional salesman in a store like Tiffany's, and greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'

Feeling uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'

He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it,
you're going to shit when I tell you the price!'

First extended scenario:

A lady runner asks: What about the macho uncles who fart in the gardens (when seeing a gorgeous lady runner)? S*** when she ran pass them (overtaking them)?

Another runner answers: Okay, that means the lady runner is very, very ‘keng chow’ (full power), running at a blistering pace that scare the s*** (hell) out of them … :-)
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Second creative scenario written by PK 
(who is a marathon runner and avid trekker)

A lady runner joins the trekking trip organized by Tony, the Mountain Sifu.

Slightly less than 1 hour after the climb and about to ascend a cliff of Gunung Tabur (Klang Gate Ridge), she lets out a fart.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that another trekker doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of an experienced trekker, KC, standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber, KC displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional trekker in the sports fraternity, and greets the lady trekker with:
'Good day, girl, How may I help you?'
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This photo is taken at Bukit Tabur at the "hugging rock" ... do click here

Feeling uncomfortable, but still hoping that KC may not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'KC, how far we still have to trek up?'

KC answers, 'Girl, if you farted just reaching half way point, you're going to shit when I tell you there is another 1,000 meters to climb! ... :-)

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